I've decided there are two classes of people in the South:



People who are embarassed and horrified at the fact that any relative or friend has appeared on Cops. Or who say to their kids, in utter horror upon their teenagers arrest, "You're gonna be on Cops!!!?!?!?" in tones of stunned disbelief are one type of person.



The other type goes "Hey, Carl Jr. is gonna be on Cops!!!"



And his friends say "cool".