20080109

Dogs, Again

Dogs find a clean floor abhorrent.

They must, of course, thoroughly investigate the freshly vacuumed doggie "den" (aka the bedroom) and proceed to sniff each and every corner. They also must, of course, remove all doggie toys lest they become hostages to the sheer evil of the vacuum cleaner.

And as soon as one's back is turned, the dog's begin their carnage! Fluff from the pheasant, a nose from the fox, the intestines of a bear are once again flung freely on one's clean white carpet.

Dogs, not just nature, abhor a vacuum.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget clean bedsheets that every dog must roll over as soon as you leave the room!