I'm going to start a list of the funny things I either read or hear someone misspeak...

Things like

"He's a hot tomato!" (LG)

"She was drawling while drunk!"

"Walmart...uses an anti unicorn apparatus" (rather than union, thanks BWOL)

a personal and oft posted "midgetating"

"Bitch of a Bitch"

Any other suggestions? Sorry folks, I'm drain bead this morning!