I sit next to another cubicle dweller who makes reference periodically to an old client, Montgomery Wards, and every time he does, I hear that old Margaret Cho routine, the one she did in the same series where she talks about deliberately getting malaria to get skinny (so wrong)...

Where her mom stands at the bottom of the stairs and screams:

"Keeedz! Keeedz! Time to go to Montgomery Ward!"