How do you make a whore moan?

Don't pay her!

Thanks to my dad for that darn old bad joke.

Yesterday dawned nice and bright with a splitting migraine. Splitting. No central focus, no single pain, just great fear of light, loud noise, and movement.

In fact, the pills the doctor gave me to make me stop puking?

I puked those up.

Twice.

I called him; they don't work.

I am ok today. I am loopy. I feel like my head is listing to the right.

To be honest, I really don't feel good. I'm faking it. I'm shaky and kinda weak....mainly because I couldn't eat anything yesterday.