Would I do that to you?

Would I? Would I leave you hanging in the lurch like that? Just breathless with anticipation?

Let's just say: armpit.

We've arrived. At six thirty this morning. I drove. It was long. And dark. And arduous. Many enemies were slain, but we eventually conquered the territory and acquired much treasure. Now I am relaxing and mocking the natives.

A full narrative will be posted shortly.

Now I must enjoy a seafood repast.