Fitted Sheets.

I confess, they elude me. What the fuck are you supposed to do with them?

I have tried to fold them, honest! I have tried to square them by their corners and neatly tuck them together - natch.

I have tried to IRON them into lines - natch.

I usually just kind of mush and roll them into something that resembles a round square and stuff them into my tiny linen closet. And then I put the nicely squared sheet on top of it.

And hope no one notices.