this is now my favorite news story of the day. It beats Tuesday's "cow falling on car" story.

Man tasers would be car jacker only to be shot five times at a range of two feet and lives.

How shitty is that?

The dude he tasered got away.

So residents of College Park: if you find a man with two little round burn marks in his skin, turn his ass in! Robbery and attempted murder are good starting charges!