Presto!

Wouldn't David Copperfield like to make himself disappear?

How much of a loser do you have to be to write a script for your employees to use to "pre seduce" women you pull out of your audience?

Hi, My Name Is David Copperfield. I'm a hairpiece wearing magician. I own an island in the Bahamas. Wanna screw?

Time to do one of those magic tricks and vanish!