Simply put, people, I am bored.

There's nothing newsworthy to blog about (of course the CIA destroyed those torture tapes. WTF were they thinking taping that in the first place). There's nothing gossipworthy to blog about (does anyone care that Titney employed a five finger discount for a lighter)? There's nothing even really politically interesting to blog about. Nothing. At. All.

So I'm sitting here literally whistling dixie and clock watching.

Woe is me!