Dear Santa:

This letter is to notify you that Eliza has been a VERY good girl this year, and would like to request the following items under the "Good Behavior" Clause contained in the contract you mutually executed in 1973 upon her birth.

Duvet Cover, King Sized (no flower print)

A nice ring that fits any of her other fingers, as all her other rings only fit her ring finger. A size 5 or 6 should do.

Calphalon Tri Pli Stainless Steel, 8 pc set.

A new winter coat that falls to mid thigh and that has nice, clean lines.

A tall dresser.

A free house cleaning.

A visit from the yard elves.

Two tickets to Venice, Italy.

A Sirius Satellite portable receiver (available for $200 at Best Buy)

If none of these items are available, the following items are suitable replacements:

Socks

Sweaters

New wooden cooking implements

New baking pan

electric toothbrush

the remaining 5 discs of the Warner Brothers collection (she already owns 1 - 3).

The new Laurell K Hamilton, Merry Gentry series book (she knows it's trash, she likes it anyway).

DVD's: Last King of Scotland, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, and The Last Unicorn.

Thank you. Please notify us 5 days in advance if you will be unable to fulfill your contractual obligations.

Merry Christmas!