Rock the Cat Box

That is the single funniest commercial of all time. I couldn't even tell you what product is being marketed but it's the commercial with the two “hip” looking white guys listening to music and f’ing the lyrics up multiple times.

Rock the Cat Box indeed!

What other songs do people constantly mishear?

“wrapped up like a douche another rumor in the night”

It goes without saying that ANY Bob Dylan song is open to interpretation. I don’t think he even knows what he’s saying half the time!

Or that all time classic “I Call for Pizza” (Patsy Cline’s “I Fall to Pieces”)?

Or “Excuse me while I kiss this guy”? (that’s a nasty visual, btw)

“There’s a bathroom on the right” – I know you’ve thought that at least once when drinking.

So let’s play a game. I’m going to provide you with the misheard lyric, and you tell me the artist and the correct wording.

The first one is a two-fer (same band, different song)

1. Gonna use my sausage or Gonna use my sassy
2. I’m not the cat I used to be I gotta can of thirty three babies
3. Hold me closer, Tony Danza
4. Forty five versions of a pelican
5. Something in the way she moo’s
6. Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
7. Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
8. Hypodermics on the shore, vaginas under martial law (the latter does actually make sense in a weird way)
9. All you did was wet my bed
10. Baking carrot biscuits
11. Nights in White Satin (that’s waaayyy too easy)
12. This one just cracks me up, so it gets a special “section”
Michelle, Ma Belle, Sunday Monkey Play No Piano Song, No Piano Song.
Whomever mis heard it that way was definitely on crack!
13. Secret asian man

Ok, this is fun! Who has other suggestions?