Doctor Woof, MD

Evidently now Zoloft has been approved to treat badly behaved or depressed doggies. I'm sure it will be like Ritalin for little kids - your dog acts up, eats your furniture, pees on your shoes....Doggie Zoloft to the rescue!

(Of course, it never occurs to people that most dogs have behavioral issues because they are BORED…and it’s the same with a lot of kids)

Yesterday, I learned that when dogs are happy, they wag to the right. When they are so-so, they wag to the left.

And to think we don’t have a cure for AIDs or diabetes or cancer yet.