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As we were driving the other day, leaving the office, we were watching some random dude in a pink shirt walking down the sidewalk.


Mr. Manners: Man, that guy is GAY!


Eliza: Are you sure he isn't Asian?


(we both look)


Both: DEFINTELY GAY


(note to readers: men wearing pink shirts are either - senile, gay or asian).

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Could be all three. The hole package.

Meg Kelso said...

He could be just a married guy whose wife picks out his clothes so he LOOKS gay!

Pandora said...

As much as I would like to completely agree & add the following one to the list under 'senile' - golfers! haven't you ever seen a guy playing golf in a yellow or pink shirt? Sad thing: In his preppy mind he looks great.

Eliza Doolittle said...

No, no...definitely gay. We all agree. Queer as a three dollar bill.

And balding.

So gay, wearing pink, mincing when he walks, and balding.

I can't WAIT to see him again.

Anonymous said...

A shirt lifter ?