The next Tru TV Show, filmed right here in Atlanta, on our cities beautiful and gleaming highways and bi-ways:

"Next!!!!

All New!!!

World's Dumbest Assholes!!!!

narrated by Leif Garrett, Danny Bonaduce and Tonya Harding"

Have you guys seen this show? The latest in entertainment - b list celebrities and has beens offering commentary (once in a while they toss in a fauxlawyer or sludgejudge for credibility) on people committing stupid acts of criminality that happen to be recorded. Like being so drunk you take a swing at the cops and end up spinning around in a circle, tossing yourself to the ground, and hitting your own head on the dirt. Yeah. America's finest. And what's up with Leif's (?) eyeliner and bandana? Is he bald or is that some kind of white dude gangland symbol, eyeliner, headgear and earrings?

I think they should get Nick Nolte and maybe Mike Tyson on for a show or two.

Now THAT would be entertaining.