Dan Savage, writer of Savage Love, does say things that are close to my heart....and for all those nasty boys in high school who were so cruel to me:

"Straight boys raised to believe that women exist for their pleasure will sometimes feel personally affronted by unattractive women, and alcohol makes them feel entitled to comment. But the passage of time makes monsters of us all, Anonymous, and the young, relatively hot straight guys tormenting you today are the bald, paunchy, and, if there is a God, burn victims of tomorrow."

http://charlotte.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/the_dark_knight_not_/Content?oid=338821

Can I get an Amen from the back row?