Things that are Icky:

1. Shaking someone's hand who suffers from Moist Hand Syndrome.

2. Towels that have been used just a day too long, and smell like mold.

3. Bugs that jump on your head. Die, bugs, Die! Swear, scarred for life. Shattered a window, screeching so loud.

4. Ye Ole Odour of Cat Piss

5. You know when you fill up the sink to wash dishes and put them into soak and the water gets this nasty funky film on to it? Yeah, icky.

6. Decomposing leaves. Yes, I'm sorry, I know it's good for the earth, but...try fishing those out of a gutter, half rotted, thoroughly wet and full of icky bugs?

7. Breath of Rotted Squirrel, a Zoe speciality.

Anyone else?