Here's a new term for you - cube groupie - a person who lingers outside your cube, while waiting for you to get off the phone/end the meeting/quit picking your nose. Cube stalking is what they do - hovering patiently waiting to pounce on their prey - you!

Admit it. You know someone just like that. We all do. Another universal stereotype.

I spent the whole afternoon hanging around at the airport. As I was sitting there, I thought - if only I had my laptop I could blog some great, NY Times worthy article about the microcosm of the globe that is an international airport, and all humanity is level as it intersects.

Instead, all I can tell you about all this hours later is the overwhelming stench of mustard that followed us home. So much so that I had to take a shower to get the smell of mustard out of my hair.

Mustard sucks.

You know, I've just remembered why I like the X Men over Spiderman. Somehow, the XMen seemed more believeable...and Spiderman too cartoon like.