Thank God It's Monday

Because the weekend was hideous.

Friday afternoon, the dog tripped me on the stairs and instead of falling forwards I fell backwards and sideways. I was completely unprepared and so landed hard....on my bad right arm. I think I yelled "god damnit Maddy" on the way down but it could have just been a scream. Because that's all I did for a good fifteen minutes. Scream, roll around on the floor, and go all "Blair Witch" with my nose.

I was having hysterics. They are interesting - have you had them ever? Sniveling, couldn't stop crying, hyperventilating fits. I scared the dogs. Hell, I scared myself. I couldn't get anyone to answer the phone but I finally got daddy to answer, and he got me calmed down. I ended up driving myself to the doctor (my regular doc doesn't have an on site xray machine, my doc in the boxes was dead, and I didn't want to go to the ER), and lo and behold neither arm nor fanny were seriously injured although they both took a real good knock. Now I just have four VERY large and dark bruises in interesting places.

Saturday, Sunday and today saw the return of the three day migraine. In fact, got out of the shower this morning and immediately threw up. Emailed work, went back to bed. Am logging into work now to finish up the day. Sucks!