M, F, or KIIIILLLLLLLLL

Right, LimerickGal and I are sitting here being sassy...and playing that all time classic of time wasting games...

Who would you Marry, Who Would you Fuck, and Who Would you KILLLLLLLLL!!!!!

For the purposes of this exercise, we have restricted ourselves to celebrities only.....

Angelina Jolie - Fuck. If I were a man, I'd make a crude observation about her lower lip. But I'm not, so I won't. Instead, I'll merely point out that I COULD make a crude observation, and leave it at that.

Titney Spears - Oh, Kill. Eviscerate. As a matter of fact, as LG just asked, I wouldn't even pity fuck her. Too many nasty, skanky miles on her.

Posh - I am creating a special fourth category just for a few people on our list. It's called Ass Fuck. 'Nuff said.

Paris Hilton - That's so NOT HAWT!

Nicole Kidman - Marry. Ummmmmm. Redheads. Aussie. Pale. *Shiver*

Ellen - You know, we had a heated debate over Ellen. Personally I think she was much funnier about ten years ago. But LG pointed out that she was quite rich, and comes already paired with her own personal Barbie (see below).

Portia DeRossi - oh - Fuck. Wait, do I hear the cows coming home? Why, I think I do?

Kate Beckinsdale - Marry, but only if she dresses like she did in Van Helsing. And wears that red ballgown. Grrrr.

Rosie O'Donnell - definitely dead. And with an apple in her mouth.

Johnny Depp - well, overrated...and he always looks like he needs a bath. So....fuck. Although he was rather adorable in Chocolat...

Orlando - Kill. He looked good as an elf. Otherwise, I wish he'd shave. And he whinges.

Hugh Jackman - Marry!!! (Dimples!)

Ewan - Marry!!!! (Dimples! and other things that shan't be mentioned here...family blog, you know)

Sean Bean - oh, fuck....if he wears the suit from Sharpe's Rifles.

Colin Firth - Marry. He's just too charming. Cute, funny, modest, charming, witty....shall I continue to nauseaute you?

Jack Black - funny man or no, disgusting. Kill. Slowly. Buried in the sand in the desert covered in honey. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Jemimma Rooper - Marry. She's a charming thing. Fetching. I love her.

Russell Crowe - kill

Christian Bale - hm. kill? Ambivalent there?

Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Hugh Grant go in the aforementioned Posh category. A F. No lube. P.S. I think Hugh Grant suffers from SDS.

Stuart Townsend - Marry. As Lestat! Does he come already paired with Charlize? that might be a double bonus?!!!

Daniel Craig/Adrian Brody - Fuck.

Jonas Armstrong - know who that is? Ah, then I won't tell ye my answer!

Colin Farrell/Tommy Lee/Leonardo DiCaprio - not even with a bath of lysol. Never, ever. How freaking disgusting.

Goran Visnjic - Practical Magic. ER. What's not to love? Even if he does wear his pants a bit too high.

Darling Limerick....your turn! Sidenote: the above answers are mine and mine alone. LG does not totally agree with me. In fact, her answers will be posted ala commentary....