Go Pick Your Own Switch!

Today's teenagers do not have one lick, I repeat, one lick of anything remotely resembling common sense. Mommy and Daddy's little entitled monsters have clearly come up with a new game that ensures their little moment of fame - YouTube.

You too can become a completely famous and classless idiot by filming yourself and seven of your friends having a complete throwdown on one little girl - you can film it and post it on YouTube. Because we all get off on teenagers beating each other up, don't we?

I can see it now. When I'm in my sixties, and it's an election year, we'll be listening to some baised political pundit going on and on about some grainy twenty plus year old internet footage that shows some idiot (who is running for president at some future date) taping a hamster to a frisbee and throwing it around the backyard for his dog to chase while taping it.

Seriously.

There's a hickory switch with your name on it, ladies!