LOL. No, it didn't relate to my ex husband. Aside from commenting on my eventual idiocy, not a lot was said there.

My mother told me continually as I was growing up that sex was really meant to be shared between two people who loved each other.

Of course, I did not appreciate this advice.

Standing on the other side of teenage rebellion, I can see that she was quite right. Any sex I had that was worth having was always with someone that I had feelings for, of some sort.

The rest of it was as unamusing as...scrubbing the toilet.