Do you ignore the fickle finger of fate when she pokes you in the eye and tells you quite sternly to knock it off?

Case in point: Let's say you drink, and periodically drive. Maybe you have been followed by the police after leaving the bar for a few miles, only to be abandoned for something that looked like a better opportunity. Maybe you've been so drunk you haven't remembered how you got home. Maybe you get so drunk that you pick fights with people, and honestly don't remember or have a single clue why you walk into a bar or party and people leave the room rather than talk to you.

Don't you think that fate is telling you that your time is up?

Or in areas of romance. How many times do you introduce your special friend to your friends only to have them veto everyone you see before you realize that they don't have your best interests at heart? Or have you wanted to throw a relationship away only to have it come back at you like a boomerang, a clear sign that it was meant to be?

There are larger things to ponder in life than the annoyances of daily life. Cramps, alarm clocks, work, cow workers, etc. Think outside yourself.