Strawberry Shortcake, little smelly iconic doll of my childhood, with her friend Raspberry Tart, are being redesigned into dolls are are far more modern and sophisticated.
They have phones.
They wear lip gloss.
They look like tarts.
What's wrong with holding a cat?
And wearing an apron?
And looking cute when you pose?
Damnit, leave my childhood memories alone. Nothing is sacred anymore.
1 comment:
just be thankful they (hopefully) will not make they look like Paris Hilton. Cell phone holding, beaver bearing idiot.
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