The "Save Katie Holmes" Campaign is planning to appear at her Broadway debut of "All My Sons" in October.

They claim they want to draw attention to the evils of Scientology, oh, and if they can rescue Katie, how awesome for them, right?

I confess, I'm torn here. I still think Tom Cruise is only famous for one thing: playing Tom Cruise. One can't even argue that the man is talented or sane, because I don't think he's either. And I'll never forgive him, in the way all Hollywood marriages spill out across the lanes of the Publix and over the gossip columns on the internet like so much overheard talk in the mall, for being so damn mean to Nicole. Sunday Rose. What an elegant little rebuttal indeed.

Katie, Katie, Katie. What on earth is this child doing? She alternately looks miserable or out of her mind doped up on some kind of Scientology gruel. Is it really true that if she opt for divorce, she loses custody of her daughter? Who would agree to that?

Scientology really is a cult. An alien in a mountain indeed.