Once in a great while, I become convinced that the god of email is playing a large cosmic joke on me. I can go for months and months with no ads for viagra, cialias, penis pumps, breast cream, anal bleaching kits, and all manner and sundry of disgusting porn. Months, I tell you. Then like the floodgates have been quite blown to smithereens, my inbox will be flooded with all manner of revolting, badly spelled, grammatically incorrect and anatomically impossible porn, all describing acts that are illegal in the U.S. and banned in most religious works. So I add filters, anti porn ware software, etc., etc. to no avail. I am doomed, I say, doomed, to be drowned in misspelled smut.

So I've coined a new word...at least, I hope it's new.

SPORN - spam, porn. SPORN.