Do forgive me, for I find this terribly amusing:

Warnings on the back of an over the counter medicine:

Uses: For temporary relief of external anal and genital itching.

Do Not Use: in the genital area if you have vaginal discharge. Consult a doctor.

Do Not Put: directly into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator.

Stop Using if: Rectal Bleeding Occurs.

Uh....mechanical device? WTF are people DOING to themselves these days?

I was laughing hysterically while standing in line reading the warning label.

I'm not sure anyone else will get the joke.